Jayda is a hoot! Funniest kid I know. She is very descriptive and uses words like seriously and actually. She talks way to mature for her age. Here are some things she said today. I wrote them down word for word so I wouldn't forget any of it. And a few involve grossness. Can't say I didn't warn ya.
Jayda in a whiny voice-"Mom, Kai-lan (a cartoon) is not sharing." Me-"Jayda are you tattling on the TV?" And Jayda looks at me and smiles-"Yes"
After going to the bathroom. Me-"Did you wash your hands Jayda?" Jayda-"No, but I didn't actually pee or poop ON my hands." Me-"I'm sure you didn't but you still need to wash your hands."
Jayda was playing with her polly pocket and told me "I am talking to my dolly and I sooooo wish she was real...(pause)...Seriously"
Came up to me after playing outside gave me a hug and said "I'm sorry Mom" Me-"For what?" "Because I touched the dog poop outside." Me-"GROSS JAYDA" Jayda-"What? I washed my hands." Me-"Well I hope so" Jayda-"Oh, and I didn't mean to, I fell on it."
I am adamant about using the same cup throughout the day (no dishwasher) and told Jayda she needed to find hers for her Pediasure. Jayda-"But it's out in the car" an exasperated voice "I guess you're just gonna have to go get it cuz I'm not"
Soon after in a sad but confident voice "You were right Mom. I spilled my Vanilla Milk. All over."
Upon seeing I emptied the tub but her toy dolphin was still in it she said "But Mom, dolphins can't survive without water." Me-"Uh...Jayda they're not real." Jayda-"I know"
After going to the bathroom later "Mom, I just got one little drop of pee on my finger but I wiped it on my pants. Do I still have to wash my hands?" Me-"Yes." pause "And Jayda that's gross don't do it again." Jayda "OK Mom"
"I'll get the papers you dropped Mom because I'm a great daughter huh Mom"
Yes, Jayda you are a great daughter and We Love You a Ton you funny girl!